Monday 15 October 2012

More Terrible Halloween Cocktails!

For anyone interested in seeing more terrible Halloween drinks, here are the rest I found in my depressing internet travels. I encourage you again to send me anything you think is worse! (I'll post the best of anything I'm sent).

Purple Devil
1 part triple sec
1 part Cointreau
1 part amaretto
Fill with cranberry juice
Add a splash of 7 up "if you want it fizzy"
"Tastes just like juice!"

Alien Urine
1/2oz melon liqueur
1/2oz peach schnapps
1oz coconut rum
1part sweet and sour sauce
1part orange juice
Shake and serve on the rocks with cherries or a kiwi wheel

Love at First Bite
1oz vanilla vodka
1tbsp sour apple liqueur
2tsp butterscotch schnapps
1oz fresh pressed apple juice
1tsp grenadine
Candy floss "cobweb" to garnish

Doom Juice

1oz Everclear
1oz Bacardi Limon
1 dash lemon juice
Top with Sour Apple Pucker

Mad Scientist
30ml Midori Melon Liqueur
45ml "Sour Mix"
1 dash soda water
10ml Bacardo 151
Combine top three ingredients and shake.
Strain into shot glasses and top with rum then ignite.

Orange Wolverine
3/4oz Cinnamon Schnapps
1oz vodka
1oz coconut rum
1/4oz lemon
2oz orange

Black Cat
1.5oz Kahlua
1.5oz Apricot Brandy
1.5oz Ouzo
Shake and strain

Calabaza-tini Recipe
1 1/2 oz. tequila "(use a reposada - you won't regret it)"
1/2 oz. pumpkin spice syrup
3 oz. half & half

Alien Autopsy Cocktail
1/2 oz blue curacao
1 oz creme de banane
Fill cocktail shaker with ice. Add blue curacao and creme de banane; shake vigorously to blend and chill. Strain into shooter glass.

Loch Ness Monster
Equal parts melon liqueur

Grey Ghost
"If you're a fan of Grey Goose, then the Grey Ghost is the cocktail for you."
1 shot Grey Goose L'Orange vodka
1 shot Greg Goose La Vanilla vodka
Splash of creme de cacao
2 oz. half & half
Combine all ingredients in an ice-filled shaker and shake until icy. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Brain Hemorrhage
1 ½ ounce peach schnapps
¼ ounce Irish cream
Splash of Grenadine
Later grenadine, then schnapps, then cream into a shot glass.

Vampire Bite
1.5oz VuQo vodka
3/4oz amaretto
3/4oz malibu
2oz pina colada mix
Crushed ice

To see good quality fall drinks from talented professionals, check out the posts linked below and stay tuned throughout the month.

The Fall Cocktail Series:
You can see the fall series introduction here
"Death & Oranges" by Donnie Wheeler
"Jones' Bitter Aperitif" by Evelyn Chick
"The Satchmo" by Simon Ogden 
"Dark City" by Jay Jones
Classic Halloween Cocktails  
"The Giant Huntsman" by Lauren Mote
"The Bay Harbour Butcher" by Shaun Layton  
"A Nightmare On Juniper Street" by Shea Hogan 

[[ Photography from - Alien Urine (obviously) - Loch Ness Monster - Brain Hemorrhage ]]


  1. Triple Sec AND Cointreau because ...

    But, tequila, pumpkin spice syrup and cream - well, you never know.

  2. That's the least of the problems with that drink (3oz of liqueurs?? *shudder*).
    And I'm sure I won't regret using a "reposada."

  3. I hope you realize that this and the previous post are jokes directed at an outdated and embarrassing mixed-drink community! These drinks should never be made under any circumstance (for risk of diabetes and/or vomiting). This is already explained in the introduction.

    If you are interested in actually GOOD drinks with a holiday theme, please check out the "fall" or "winter" sections on this site via the subject tabs or the below respective links:

    Most of the drinks on these posts are contributed by talented working bartenders. Again, please don't make or promote any drinks from this post, it's just a joke.

    As for photos, I don't own rights to any of the pictures on this particular post, because as I said it's for blog-related humour. However, please contact me should you be interested in any of the legitimate drinks in the other posts and their photos.


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